Eating noodles out of beard
Still poor
My pen is huge, T-shirt
If you let your family know you're good with computers
Trial version is over, would you like to buy the full version? How about no.
Give him some money
I have no idea what I'm doing
Poor Santa
In memory of Roger Bucklesby who hated this park and everyone in it
Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime. Government or private sector?
Really cute story
I work at the pet store