When the postman started carrying mace
Not my job
My bucket
Playing hide and seek with my daughter
He locked us out of the car
Lindsay Lohan. Drugs, what r u doin? Drugs! Stahp!
So... Phone number
F**k it, I'll better fly
Are you ready to rock!?
Trick or treat you little sh*ts
Haters gonna hate
Wash me one more time, I dare you