Who played Jumanji?
Kangaroos get more girls than you.
Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.
Perfect boys only exist in books
Strawberry
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
Real-time weather reports
Curiousity and the cat
Ninja doges
We don't have time to explain... Get in the car
Doge broccoli.
Breaking Bad