Thanks, bro
The difference between a homeless and a hipster
That moment you hand somebody your phone to show them a picture and they keep swiping.
Don't worry, we are not hungry yet
Wrong Universe
Zombie peanuts
If I wanted to listen an a**hole
Darth Vader christmas tree.
Ta-Da list
That awkward moment when your friend's thumb makes you look like a tranny.
Haters gonna hate
Things in my house