I'm a virgin, but this is an old shirt
Such workout much burn. Fitness doge.
I just can't live in this world anymore
Wat fish
KFC lampshade
Star Wars Episode 1
iPhone 5, because you have more money
Gandalf Hello Kitty Dress
Mothers... The only people who will love you even when you are a machete wielding psychopath. Jason Voorhees and his mom.
It's so shiny, I must murder it.
Wait, what the hell are you doing?
A vasectomy, please