I'm not weird, I'm limited edition. T-shirt.
It's 2013, why don't legs shave themselves?
You can't arrest an idea
Star Trek cat
Hands off
Was a Disney channel child star, doesn't turn into wh**e after she turns 18
Confused grandma
You know what sucks?
Nicki Minaj donkey.
Gamers
Alcohol logic in USA
Doggie style pants