I choose you
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
Don't do it
SWAG
I wish I could sleep
New rubik's cube
Troll cat
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
USA football team.
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
Johnny and Marissa
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood