Strawberry
Kangaroos get more girls than you.
Who played Jumanji?
Curiousity and the cat
Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.
Real-time weather reports
We don't have time to explain... Get in the car
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
Doge broccoli.
Breaking Bad
Perfect boys only exist in books
Ninja doges