If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
I wish I could sleep
SWAG
Don't do it
USA football team.
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
Johnny and Marissa
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
I choose you
I don't always use psychedelics
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
New rubik's cube