People in Australia
How to make a friend
Are you f**king trolling me? Dog in the hat.
Tuna, c*m sandwich. What?
Longcats. Black and White.
A cup: English, posh, royalty, jedi.
Trimmed p*ssy
50 degrees in Florida vs. 50 degrees in Michigan
One does not simply leave the friendzone
Gets robbed by Michael Brown, gets looted by people "honoring" Michael Brown's memory.
Art of seduction
I often laugh at extremely inappropriate times