Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
I'm ready for the weekend
Grumpy cat and Brad Pitt
Middle Earth dress
We got no water in the pool
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Hypnotizing
I don't always talk to girls I like, but when I do I... I... Um...
Stupid tampon
The teacher's dream tool
Stalin in a Mario outfit
Yep, it's a p*ssy