I want to get invited to parties
Couch fixed
After death
Crazy T-shirt design
The Shining dog
Sexy car
I beat the sh*t outta my mom that day
Double date? I'll take my best friend
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
Pranksters on the road.
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
You are dressed as the police car