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Microwave oven. Here, have a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.
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Looking for movies
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3 items I'm really happy to see after a night of heavy drinking
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God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
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I miss you
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You are too high
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Kid with a rod
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I have ordered this albatross to stare at you
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A good day to stay inside
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How men and women see the school's hallways
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F**k off pumpkin
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USA should invade the USA