Easy as pie
If she offers you an apple, say no
Derp, come help me clean the house
The test
You never know how strong are you
Can I buy you?
Do you speak English?
Real men like whatever they want
Female friendships according to girls
One thing I learned
Sharing status about economics, politics, government and other relevant stuff of my country
Kitana and Mileena Mortal Kombat cosplay