Driver's license
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
Evil raccoon
Homework?! What homework?
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Sleeping under the sea
Saw costume
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider
Accident in the mall. I quit.
For a moment, I couldn't figure out how to leave the bathroom.