Thongs
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
Go f**k yourself. Wolverine.
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Evil raccoon
Love letters
Photobombing in the pool
Driver's license
Accident in the mall. I quit.
Sometimes I only shave one leg
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with