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Please, come help me with groceries
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Nice pile of keys you have there
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Put the eldery in prison
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Channels
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Teddy bears
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If swag was money, I'd be Bill Gates
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Chelsea is winning
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There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover. We can call it "I feel like Sh*turday".
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White people...
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At the bank
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When someone is arguing on the Internet
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Your dad just won the internet