Holy sh*t, I think I need to stop tanning.
When you see it
This dumpster has seen some sh*t. Oh, wait... Patrick, is that you?
My room when I turn on the web camera
To feel wanted
Grumpy. Have you seen him?
Never trust someone that takes hours to text you back
Family Star Wars Cosplay
Zombie baby costume
No shirt - no service
A T-shirt everyone should own
Cake cutter