Hugs of raccoon
"Santa Claus was real until he forgot my present" - Chuck Norris.
Converting oxygen
September is like the monday of the year
Banana doge. Such yellow, much health.
Microsoft bought Skype for 2.5 billion dollars
Forever alone bed
What time is it? F**k o'clock shirt
Me walking into school on Monday
This is business
Pikasaw
Cartoon network, y u no awesome anymore?