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How funny my girlfriend thinks I am
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Swimming
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Snoop Doge. Such rap, wow.
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I am the night!
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The mouse was this big.
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Your face, I like that sh*t
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I don't always sit in your sink, but when I do, I bath myself with the dripping faucet
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I'm at the gym
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Big smoker
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I wanna eat you if that's okay?
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SMS: I hate you
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Alice in Wonderland costume