I don't always talk to girls I like, but when I do I... I... Um...
Stalin in a Mario outfit
Stupid tampon
Middle Earth dress
Hypnotizing
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
We got no water in the pool
I'm ready for the weekend
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
The teacher's dream tool
Grumpy cat and Brad Pitt
Yep, it's a p*ssy