Ninja cars
This toasts bread while you are slicing it
Pimp Vader
I don't always like to cuddle
WTF beaver
Was a mobile phone before they were cool
Beep beep motherf**kers
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday
I couldn't sleep last night
Dear Batman
What's the point of being afraid of the zombie apocalypse when you're already a zombie? People with cell phones.
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