What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
I'm ready for the weekend
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
So long, dog
Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
Stalin in a Mario outfit
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
You can call me Sherlock Holmes
A bar called Gym
Jack Daniel's Girl