Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
Jack Daniel's Girl
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
So long, dog
A bar called Gym
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
How to tie a tie
You can call me Sherlock Holmes
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
I'm ready for the weekend