Mmm, fabulous!
Friendzone level 9000
Chicken and egg
I paused The Avengers at the wrong time
OMG, what the hell is Jerry doing with Tom
I pass a zebra every time I drive through Maryland
Not worth it, dude
Don't wear my jersey like that
The car as canvas
Fishing for compliments has never been more obvious.
Owl tree
Scumbag brain