Son, here's a riddle, what has four legs but isn't alive?
Badass Snow White
Lady Thor
My little brother sent me a picture of a glow-worm
A UFO! Quick! Grab the worst camera we own!
Dr. A Hedgehog
Gimme more
Happy 6th month anniversary
How to kill a spider.
Long story, just pull. Christmas cat.
Rawr does not mean I love you in dinosaur. Did you ever see Jurassic Park?
Meat, meat meat