I have no idea what I'm doing
Poor Santa
I work at the pet store
Really cute story
Trial version is over, would you like to buy the full version? How about no.
This heater
Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime. Government or private sector?
If you let your family know you're good with computers
My pen is huge, T-shirt
Still poor
Give him some money
Eating noodles out of beard