Dog did it
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Mom, I'm pregnant
Evil Christmas rabbit
My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Halloween costumes at the hospital
Real life sniper
Stockings and tail
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
Little turtle
Moses, the early years
A planet with no evil