Cheetahs are cheaters
That feel when a woman sits next to a greasy creep rather than sitting next to you on public transportation
Kitten
The world is a magic place
Stupid questions
If you see someone drowning, lol
I don't have anybody to thank
Before and after
Ring watches
Fat Brendan Fraser. What happened to you? McDonalds happened.
Drinking in America, in Britain, and in Australia
Next you'll be chocking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong