Crazy T-shirt design
I beat the sh*t outta my mom that day
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
Surprise car
The Shining dog
After death
You are dressed as the police car
Pranksters on the road.
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
Sexy car
Kevin, what happened to you? I found dad's heroin stash.
Double date? I'll take my best friend