Mona
If you refuse to wear condoms, you are gonna have a dad time
Tomorrow cold as a room full of ex wives
Creative eggs
AM vs. PM
The force is strong with this motherf**ker
When you realize that you don't have a cat
Nothing says hardcore like moshing at a Wiggles's concert
Dog in the ice pool
Nice try, laundry, I'm still going to nap
Just in case
I don't own a cat