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Run EMC
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Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper both have the same middle name
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Eye contact
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4am?
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At the bank. I'd like to open a joint account.
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Twins fighting in school
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I have no idea what I'm doing
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Mystery books
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I kissed a girl and I liked it
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Photo by forever alone
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How I wasted your time
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If being sexy is a crime, arrest me. T-shirt.