I had a throne and a sword, now I have a bus seat and umbrella.
Jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats
My computer doesn't work. The hard drive crashed.
If you touch my money I will cut you.
Save the freaking frogs
I'm sick, tell me a story
Moo
Justin Bieber - my music gave me cancer
For seal
Changed contacts
Get up? Why?
Christmas trick with a truck.