Put the eldery in prison
When someone is arguing on the Internet
Your dad just won the internet
Stormtrooper PC
Teddy bears
Buy a boat/jet
At the beach. And they didn't realise a thing.
White people...
Nice pile of keys you have there
At the bank
Channels
There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover. We can call it "I feel like Sh*turday".