The Headless Horseman with pumpkin
The closer you get, the slower I'll go
How to defuse an AK-47. Don't mess with Russian soldiers.
iPhone has no flash player
I'm playing that game
Don't make me get my belt
The only reason why Chuck Norris is still alive
Eat him
Went to the Moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
Bugatti Veyron and master of Photoshop
Me, friend, McDonald's
Meanwhile in Russia. Riding a lion.