Cat sitting on his butt
God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
The word "car" is short for carriage.
F**k off pumpkin
Sloth Kong
Kid with a rod
USA should invade the USA
Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated
I have ordered this albatross to stare at you
Microwave oven. Here, have a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.
A good day to stay inside
They told me i could be anything