Waitress needed, must be 18 years old with 20 years experience
Bosses be like: You are still coming to work, right?
I got a present for you. It's in my diaper.
Seems legit. Edward and Karen.
Tank sneakers
F**k this war, I'm a fairy
On the beach... Dirty mind, stop.
In the plane
When someone I don't know likes my comment
The reason why humans don't race cats
Cat with mustache
The hammer of justice is unisex