Friendzone level 9000
Don't wear my jersey like that
Chicken and egg
I paused The Avengers at the wrong time
Mmm, fabulous!
Scumbag brain
Not worth it, dude
Fishing for compliments has never been more obvious.
Owl tree
OMG, what the hell is Jerry doing with Tom
I pass a zebra every time I drive through Maryland
The car as canvas