Hobbit costume
Tree in the house
Zombie fingers
Rejections are coming
My sister's roomate is an architect. Look at their Christmas tree.
King Joffrey is dead
Good day Sir
You walked up to a semi truck
My GF is pregnant
As I plunge the world into WW3, please remeber, it Bush's fault and you are a racist. Obama's logic.
Tampa Bay waterspout
Naughty grandpa