Johnny and Marissa
I choose you
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
I wish I could sleep
Don't do it
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
SWAG
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
I don't always use psychedelics
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
USA football team.
New rubik's cube