Dad playing with his baby
Easter Island Pez Dispenser
You are a fag. Pusheen the cat.
How did work go? Take a guess.
Narnia
Mom, I'm pregnant again
I'm gonna change this card from red to black
Same sneakers
Paid to do it, but fails to make his friend's wife pregnant after 72 attempts
Women are what?
Smoking crow
Close enough, level: cute