USA football team.
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
Don't do it
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
I choose you
New rubik's cube
I wish I could sleep
I don't always use psychedelics
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
SWAG
Johnny and Marissa