What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Middle Earth dress
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
I'm ready for the weekend
Stalin in a Mario outfit
Hypnotizing
Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
We got no water in the pool
Yep, it's a p*ssy
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna