You came to the wrong neighborhood motherf**ker. Mobile phones.
A fat time
Babe, I'm on my period
Dammit Ms. Frizzle
Since when did Halloween become National Dress Like A Hooker Day?
Drunk Halloween pumpkins
This microchip looks like a city from above.
Friendzone all the girls
Donald Trump's hair
You have 3 unread messages
Kill it before it lays eggs
It's called cash