True story
I'll keep myself busy
I saw a midged carrying a TV to his car. It was an iPad.
Money art
To see the World in a cup of coffee
High five, girl
Hey Lana, wanna hear a joke?
Dudes be like I hope she leave soon, I wanna play Grand Theft Auto
Money again
I'm going to change my name to "Benefits". You are now friends with benefits.
Escalator in USA
Gangster goose