I don't always talk to girls I like, but when I do I... I... Um...
I'm ready for the weekend
The teacher's dream tool
Hypnotizing
Middle Earth dress
Stalin in a Mario outfit
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Grumpy cat and Brad Pitt
Yep, it's a p*ssy
Stupid tampon
We got no water in the pool