My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
Was I that drunk?
I don't always use psychedelics
Half Life 2 confirmed
I choose you
New rubik's cube
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
USA football team.
Don't do it
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
Roses are gray