A good day to stay inside
A list of
Microwave oven. Here, have a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.
Cat's To-do list
I miss you
3 items I'm really happy to see after a night of heavy drinking
How men and women see the school's hallways
Looking for movies
Brag about being rich criminals
I have ordered this albatross to stare at you
There's a dog behind you
You are too high