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Dad... I got my girlfriend pregnant
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Don't just wish for a great 2014, make it so.
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Hey, Wanna go to one of my concerts?
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A place in the fridge with laptop and kitty. Perfection.
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Look Son
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Sharks with human teeth
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Cop is coming over
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Alex the Parrot
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Hunting fox
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Don't eat me
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Not sure if left ear hears better or left headphone is louder
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The drink of life