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I paused The Avengers at the wrong time
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OMG, what the hell is Jerry doing with Tom
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I pass a zebra every time I drive through Maryland
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Mmm, fabulous!
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Chicken and egg
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Fishing for compliments has never been more obvious.
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The car as canvas
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Not worth it, dude
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Don't wear my jersey like that
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Friendzone level 9000
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Scumbag brain
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Owl tree