Motorbike in the bath
My cooking is fabulous
Real ninja turtles
Books
Everybody has a plan
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Weapon nail
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
Where's Obama's clock?